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I treat eating pancakes on patios like itโs a personality trait.
Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an olympic sport, Iโd take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like theyโre a pair of Nike joggers. Iโm basically a basic bitch.
Iโm in the prime of my life. Iโve got my dream job as the head of marketing at a sex toy company, and Iโve been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. Iโm thirty, flirty, and thriving, dammit.
Or at least I was, until some fucker had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.
I donโt do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell donโt like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And donโt get me started on Diego. Heโs vampire royalty and a pain in my ass. A very sexy pain in the ass. When heโs not driving me crazy with all his rules, heโs turning my panties into Niagara falls.
I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe nineties grunge music video.
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