Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Book Review for Payback's A Bitch (Awkward Love #6) by Missy Johnson


I’m the girl who likes ‘the cock in the back hole.’

At least, that’s what the dating profile my so-called friends set up for me claims. I’m also into BDSM, Furries and ‘I’ll try anything twice.’

I have no idea the profile exists until the replies start rolling in. They range from funny, to downright creepy and everything in between. Just as I’m shutting down my email account for good, a new message pops up.

He’s funny and he's the only one to suspect the profile is a joke, so I think what the hell? I reply.

When he suggests that we meet, I say yes. When I walk into that bar, he's sitting at a table, facing the other way. He turns his head just enough for me to be able to make out his face…


It’s Cameron Hunter, one of the rudest, most arrogant assholes I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting. He's also the son of one of the state's most influential judges.

The same judge who's about to become my step-father...



“I’m so sorry to interrupt, but I’ve been trying to work up the courage to come over here and speak with you all night,” I murmur, flashing him a hesitant smile. 
“I’m glad you did.” He hums. “So, what can I do for you, sugar?”
“I wanted to ask you something.” I let out a nervous laugh, then I take a deep breath. “This is embarrassing, but I was hoping … I wanted to ask you if you’d mind if I, uh, do something for you?” 
“Yeah, sure.” He grins.
“It’s probably going to get me booted out of here,” I say with a high-pitched giggle. “But I have this fantasy where I like to be watched, so I was wondering …”
“You want me to watch you?” he murmurs. “Here?” 
The look in his dark eyes intensifies. He glances at his friend, like he can’t believe his luck, then he turns back to me and grins. I bite my lip in anticipation. 
“I don’t want to make you feel uncomfortable,” I add hastily.
“Not at all, darlin’.” He tilts his head to the side and leers at me. “Knock yourself out,” he adds, as he leans back against the bar.
I turn around and assume the position facing away from him. I roll my eyes at Katie and Sasha, who are nearly on the floor, they’re laughing so hard. I shake my head at them because I haven’t even started yet and they’ve lost control.
I can’t believe I’m doing this … again.
I twist around, swinging my hips to the beat of the song, playing in my head as I dance Gangnam Style, step for step. The expression on this poor guy's face as I whip my imaginary pony is hilarious.
Someone puts the song on their phone, on speaker, which gives me the musical backup I need to really get my groove on. I’ve got quite the little audience going as people clap and whistle, watching me sway my hips. I wink back at Sash and Kat, who are still in hysterics. 
When the song ends, I simply stroll back to the girls like nothing happened. 
“It never gets old.” Sasha gasps, clutching her stomach.
“Oh, trust me. It does,” I retort.
You trick a guy into believing you’re about to get off in front of him, in a crowded bar, but then instead, you start dancing Gangnam Style, one time, and suddenly it’s your thing.
The only time you’ll ever catch me doing that is today. 
April Fools’ Day. 
Which also happens to be my birthday. 
Whatever just went through your mind about being unfortunate enough to have your birthday fall on April Fools’ Day, trust me, the reality is even worse.

My Review:


OMG I have not laughed so hard in a long time. Missy Johnson had me in tears with this book. Once I started reading I couldn't stop because Cameron and Darcy were hilarious.

Darcy's birthday is on April Fools day and her friends always do some type of joke on her. This year they place an ad on an online dating site but this site is for people into fetishes and boy oh boy are they weird. At first Darcy gets some weird requests but then she gets one guy who stands out from all the rest. He is sweet and does not expect much from Darcy. As they talk Darcy starts to fall for this guy James. They agree to finally meet and when they do Darcy is pissed off because the man she sees waiting for her is none other than Cameron her soon to be step brother.

Well Darcy decides that pay back is in order to get Cameron back for making a fool out of her. So she sets up this big scheme to get him back. At first it is all fun and games until Darcy realizes she might have fallen for Cameron. But as they go back and forth they both realize that payback might not be worth it.

What happens to Darcy and Cameron is an amazing story that will have you on the floor cracking up. This is a must read series!

Awkward Love series (free in Kindle Unlimited)

These are all standalone novels. Read them in ANY order!

#1: Dad's best friend:

#2: Sexy boss:

#3: Hot doctor:

#4 Student/professor:

#5: Enemies to lovers:

#6: Stepbrother:

About The Author:

Missy lives in a small town in Central Victoria with her husband, and her confused pets (a dog who think she's a cat, a cat who thinks he's a dog...you get the picture). 

When she's not writing, she can usually be found looking for something to read.

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