Dear Mister...**strike out** no, too formal.
Hey there sweet cheeks *strike out* no, too forward.
To whom it may concern,
Full disclosure; before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer—because it was free.
I think it’s important to be open and honest with your co-workers, don’t you?
So here I am, being honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide.
I like you so much it’s clouding my judgment and making me do things I never would sober. Like write this letter.
I have a hopeless, foolish, schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive, arrogant prick. Your bark is worse then your bite, and you don’t scare me. The fact is, I’d love that bite of yours to nip at my bare skin while we’re both wearing nothing but sheets.
For once I want you to look at me as more than one of your employees.
And as long as we're being honest, that navy blue suit you wear? With the crisp white shirt? It really makes me want to loosen your tie and show you who’s boss.
I had the pleasure of listening to this book on audio. It was Narrated By: Alexander Cendese, and Ava Erickson. To say I loved this book is an understatement because I laughed so hard while listening to these two read to me.
This is a funny story to begin with because I mean let's face it a gorgeous boss that is rude, ruthless, and stern as hell with his employees what is there not to love. It starts out with them in the meeting room working on campaign ideas. Peyton is daydreaming about her boss and how sexy he is. But then he opens his mouth and she realizes what an arse he is. I mean he is so damn rude I wanted to jump through my computer and slap the shizz out of him.
Peyton gives her two week notice to Rome and he is so effing rude to her but she sticks to her guns and is nice to him. Then the unthinkable happens she sends him an email that changes everything between them. I have to say that this rom-com is so effing hilarious you will be laughing your arse off. So go ahead and one click it on audiobooks.com
iBooks - https://apple.co/2OSziYQ
**This book will NOT be in Kindle Unlimited**
“If you gave me a hickey, this little affair is over.”
“If I gave you a hickey, it means you’re fucking mine.”
“I never saw you.” How is that even possible when she’s all I can think about now? When she’s all I seem to see?
“No. Your head was always down.”
It’s not down right now. It’s up, and my eyes are staring straight at her.”
“girl in logistics who wears that pink cardigan every Wednesday?”
― Sara Ney, Love Sincerely Yours
“Propping up on his elbows, he takes my face in his hands and strokes my cheeks with his thumbs before ever so softly brushing light kisses across my face. There is nothing urgent about them, just a reassurance that he’s here in my arms, filling every fantasy I’ve ever had. And this will most likely be the end of me, because this is the Rome I saw, the Rome no one else could see. Sensitive, sweet, and loving. Intense.”
Sara Ney is the USA Today Bestselling Author of the How to Date a Douchebag series, and is best known for her sexy, laugh-out-loud New Adult romances. Among her favorite vices, she includes: iced latte's, historical architecture and well-placed sarcasm. She lives colorfully, collects vintage books, art, loves flea markets, and fancies herself British.
When I was in high school I occasionally read books but was consumed by other teenage things so I didn't take the time to appreciate a good book on a cloudy day, wrapped up in a blanket on the couch. It wasn't until I received a Kindle for Christmas one year that my world completely flipped upside down. When looking for books I came across the Contemporary Romance genre and was sold and I haven't turned back since.
You can either find my head buried in my Kindle, listening to inspiring heart ripping music or typing away on the computer twisting and turning the lives of my characters while driving my readers crazy with anticipation.
I currently reside in beautiful Colorado Springs where the sun is always shining and there is a trail waiting to be hiked on every corner. I share a lovely and warm home with the love of my life and my five, four-legged children.